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RIP Dad, If there's a heaven, I'm sure it's full of dope just like you wanted. 

RIP Lady, my little girl. Wherever you are I hope it's full of steaks and bacon. 
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Last Chance

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I’ve been battling crippling depression for about 5 years now but it’s come to a point to where I can’t go a waking moment in the day without contemplating suicide. The threat is getting more real every day and I’m afraid I might do something stupid if I can’t find any relief soon. Im scared shitless right now of what my thoughts are telling me to do and I dont see any clear way out. At this point I dont want to get better. I just want to die and there’s little to no hope for my future. 
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Fic Suggestions

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Now taking new Skyrim fic ideas. Any of the following and ect: Vilkas, Cicero, Ulfric, Teldryn Sero, Rune, Cynric, any man-tart your heart desires. 
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Butt Virus

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I'm stricken with the Long Island butt virus that's been going around, so that means either a dramatic increase OR decrease in the amount of artwork I can put out until further notice.
Funny story, came in to work through the backdoor and startled my boss
Boss: "The backdoor this time? Trying something new?"
Me: "I thought we already discussed that I always start with the backdoor."
Boss: "Oh yeah, I forgot, Miss Fingers."
Me: "ALL FIVE OF THEM"

Art trades are still open though, so if you would like to exchange wares, Khajiit will offer.
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Have you ever payed a bus driver to give you oral sex in the front seat? I have. 

Have you ever had sex in an airplane lavatory with the world's greatest grandpa? Here's your chance.

I do art trades, btw.

For everyone who's interested, check out my Tumblr where you can see all kinds of crimes against the artistic community poobags.tumblr.com/

And if you don't like my paintings

I don't want to know you.
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