Have you ever payed a bus driver to give you oral sex in the front seat? I have.
Have you ever had sex in an airplane lavatory with the world's greatest grandpa? Here's your chance.
I do art trades, btw.
For everyone who's interested, check out my Tumblr where you can see all kinds of crimes against the artistic community
poobags.tumblr.com/
And if you don't like my paintings
I don't want to know you.