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ULFRIC STORMSTAR by SparklyFarts ULFRIC STORMSTAR by SparklyFarts
I had this little comic thing in my head for such a long time ever since I had to listen to Ulfric gripe about hating black people (Dunmer folk).

Galmar is..enraptured by such intellect.
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:iconladyannebellelee:
LadyAnnebelleLee Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2016   General Artist
Lmao!
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:icongeosciful:
Geosciful Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2016
LoL Galmar looks stupid with that headdress.
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:iconchocolate-buttlings:
chocolate-buttlings Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014
this will never make me not laugh
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:iconillinoisy:
illinoisy Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
the fucking bear face is making me piss
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:iconwolfenstein2552:
Wolfenstein2552 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2014
OMG
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:iconmingothemerciless:
MingotheMerciless Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
I felt sorry for the Dark Elves in Windhelm.  For a total of two seconds, which is how long it took to remember Morrowind. 
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:icondougfolk:
Dougfolk Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013
i guess my loyalty to ulfric goes as far as, if he would as me to "push the elves somewhere else(in a grave)" i would do it without arguing.
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:icondk-raven:
Dk-Raven Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died a little inside and laughed my ass off XD
This comis is pure win!
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:iconmichaelberretta:
MichaelBerretta Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
And here I thought I was the only person who watched Spongebob.
Just... brilliant.
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:iconakeidamos:
Akeidamos Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013
Galmar is OBVIOUSLY referring to the author of the drawing :P
Also, that bear looks more like a drunk fat monkey, just sayan.
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:iconlordgojira:
LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The monkey adds to the genius good sir :iconfeellikeasirplz:.
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:iconakeidamos:
Akeidamos Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2013
Yeah, I should've known better, silly me *self-slaps his face*
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:iconlordgojira:
LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
No silly, let me help you :iconslapplz: :iconlooolplz:.
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:iconakeidamos:
Akeidamos Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013
Oh boy, thank you for you generous support...I guess .-.
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:iconlordgojira:
LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconheavyisastonished::iconsaysplz:DAH!!!
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:iconakeidamos:
Akeidamos Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
"May I make a suggestion? Slap my ass.
This is not a trick!"
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:iconlordgojira:
LordGojira Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconheavywutplz::iconsaysplz:STUPID! STUPID! STUPID!
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Abiaxxl Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Yesh very genius
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:iconcoreyamurray:
CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2013
"That just might be crazy enough... to get us all killed!"
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:iconsparklyfarts:
SparklyFarts Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*hours later*
Ulfric: PUSH
Nords: HNNGH
Ulfric: PUSH
Nords: HNNGH
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:iconcoreyamurray:
CoreyAMurray Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013
And then mammoths fall out of the sky and crush everyone.
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:iconsykteify:
Sykteify Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Student General Artist
lol! that's the only fault I have with Ulfric XD
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:iconadventures-of-ellis:
adventures-of-ellis Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
the bear reminds me of a monkey

it just adds to the genius
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:iconkansasgirl:
kansasgirl Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013
wouldant the redguards be the "black people" in the game? since they come from a desert land like africa and all the NPCs have realy dark skin. you can make your redguard realy light in character mode but... i dont know, just a thought
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:iconsparklyfarts:
SparklyFarts Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Redguards are brown
Dunmer are black
Ulfric only wishes
they'd never come back
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:iconkansasgirl:
kansasgirl Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2013
this is a quatrian. i am so going to pass the poetry class
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:iconransom922studios:
Ransom922Studios Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Touche, friend, touche.
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9FALLINGSHADOWS Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student Artist
when my charactor(darkelf) was in windhelm i heard shomeone say "damn grey skins..."
i used stome call and watched him burn for bis insolence...then i joined the imperial legion ^-^
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Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2012
I must be the only werewolf/assassin/thief/mass murdering dark elf who joined the stormcloaks then, eh?
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:iconthe-nightmare-doctor:
The-Nightmare-Doctor Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student General Artist
No! I did too :dummy:!
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:icone-tacha:
E-tacha Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012
Joininng the Stormcloaks as a dark elf is betrayal against your own people. :\
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xXCoolForeverxX Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012
I created a dark elf and joined the Stormcloaks as well. Why? To throw out the Thalmor and bring Talos back. Also the Dunmer hate the Thalmor. I also joined the Imperial Legion on by Dark Brotherhood Assassin, killed the emperor and won the war for them so I basically created complete chaos. Which is what I dreamed of.
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Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Bitch please :iconmingplz:

I dont give a damn if its betrayal against me and other dark elfs, i still take talos over tyranny.
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E-tacha Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
But you could've just created a Nord character for that. And then make Imperial blood fly while screaming "YOU AIN'T TAKING TALOS FROM ME!!!!!11ONE"
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Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Well i preffer irony, since dark elfs preffer the imperials, my character preffers a free land and not imperial tyranny. And the first time i created a nord character, he joined the imperials off the bat.
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BloodRosesForAll Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Just pure win. xD
And, though it started off on accident, I now always make my dark elf join the Stormcloaks, for the sake of irony.
Always. :iconhurrhurrplz:
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:icone-tacha:
E-tacha Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
Joining the Stormcloaks as a high elf makes for greater irony.
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BloodRosesForAll Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
It would, but I like dunmer more; and they're still not as liked as humans. :P
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Sencilia-Harp Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012
even more ironic when your an altmer and you join the stormcloaks and everyone is blaiming the "damn elves"
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:iconbloodrosesforall:
BloodRosesForAll Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Always fun when that happens. :D
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Sencilia-Harp Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012
eeyup
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:iconnagneto:
Nagneto Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Fus them out.
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9FALLINGSHADOWS Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2012  Student Artist
haha i see what you did there ^_^
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:icontheadhdkid101:
theADHDkid101 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ulfric hate black people (Dunmer). Kinda racist but made me laugh anyway!
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Sencilia-Harp Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2012
XD great idea
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:iconasunochka:
asunochka Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
One does not simply
take all of the Dark Elves in Windhelm and push them somevere else :D
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Super6-4 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Spongebob ref lol

I love the expression on Galmar's hat!
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ChineseUrinals Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
I Don't support the racism, but this was BRILLIANT!
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:iconschl4fmuetze:
schl4fmuetze Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awesome! :XD:
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:iconinsanetherepist:
insaneTherepist Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
DARK ELFS HAVE NO SOULS BTW
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